Revelations by Ricky
February 28, 2009, 1:56 pm
Filed under: future, man, wildlife resources


In the future,

  • People will have indefinite lives, until they decide to procreate. Then their bodies begin a graceful 70 year slide into dirt.
  • Agriculture will never be lost, but animal husbandry will fall into synthetics.¬†
  • People will always keep dogs around, and to a lesser extent, cats and horses.
  • The world will become one big nature preserve¬†

Turgid Sturgeon Mysteries… by Ricky
December 14, 2008, 7:53 pm
Filed under: fish, ricky, wildlife resources

The sturgeon species dates back 100 million years, and yet very little is known about them. They have no scales, they can grow to 300 lbs, and they can live to be 200 YEARS OLD. That’s as long as two human lives and a few dog lives!

But where does the sturgeon fit into the ecosystem? Nobody knows what they do, or eat, or desire. Current research suggests that they are the bumblebees of the underwater world, pollinating all the weeds and water lilies. 

If a sturgeon enters your home, get it into water immediately and call animal control. If you do not have a bathtub, just stick its head in the toilet so its gills are covered