Interview with Tim Geithner ’83 by Ricky
February 10, 2009, 4:53 pm
Filed under: Dartmouth College, in ze newz, interview, Ivy elitist crap, ricky, tim geithner

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I scored a seminal interview with Hank Paulson a few months ago, and I figured I’d follow it up by talking to that other Dartmouth grad in the news, Timothy Geithner. He cheated on his taxes, but he seems pretty chill. I emailed him yesterday for an interview (Timothy.F.Geithner.83@dartmouth.edu). Here’s our chat:

RickyRetardo_08: good morning
TIMMY$$GEES_83: hey! 
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Interview with Hank Paulson ’68 by Ricky
September 22, 2008, 11:05 pm
Filed under: bailout, economy, Ivy elitist crap, payday, ricky

So it turns out that the guy whose signature is on all our dollar bills is a Dartmouth grad. His name’s Hank Paulson, and he’s the “Secretary of the Treasury”. I emailed him yesterday for an interview (henry.m.paulson.68@alum.dartmouth.org). We chatted this afternoon:

RickyRetardo_08: a/s/l
SpankPaulson_68: ha ha
SpankPaulson_68: how are u today
RickyRetardo_08: Great, thanks! And you?
SpankPaulson_68: oh geez, i’m SWAMPED at work
SpankPaulson_68: seriously tho, i’ve gotten like 2 hours of sleep
RickyRetardo_08: what, are they making you sign all the newly designed pennies ;)
SpankPaulson_68: haha, no this whole market shit is my department
SpankPaulson_68: so screwed. f u c kkkkkkk
SpankPaulson_68: but what’s going on with you?
RickyRetardo_08: oh, i got some green sculpy clay today
RickyRetardo_08: and i’m going to make a little alligator figurine
RickyRetardo_08: while i watch heroes tonight :D
SpankPaulson_68: haha thats awesome
RickyRetardo_08: I know, right? I can make you one too…
SpankPaulson_68: really? yes puh-lease
RickyRetardo_08: sure, I’d just need a little $$ to buy more clay
SpankPaulson_68: no prob, how much
RickyRetardo_08: OH JUST 700 BILLION DOLLARS
RickyRetardo_08: NO STRINGS ATTACHED
SpankPaulson_68: >: (
SpankPaulson_68: fuck you, you have no idea what its like
RickyRetardo_08: ~~~GOTCHA BITCH~~~

 



It really doesn’t matter what you majored in by hayk47
September 3, 2008, 5:00 pm
Filed under: BOOtube, hot smart people, Ivy elitist crap

Yaya DaCosta, a former America’s Next Top Model contestant and Brown University alum, is currently doing very well for herself onstage. She hasn’t made it onto my ILCIWSUW* list quite yet, but she’s keeping some good company. Leslie Uggams (who may arguably have a better name than Yaya, I don’t know), a braodway diva from way back when I don’t even know is sharing the spotlight with Yaya in the Signature Theater Company’s production of “The First Breeze of Summer.”
I care very little about any of this.
I do however, care about the clip below. This is DJ Ugg’s rendition of “June is bustin’ out all over” which has been stuck in my head all day long. The real lyrics, which are half as good, can be found here.

The hits really do write themselves folks.
(Thanks to Rachel Karpf for the thesbo-tip)

*Ivy league celebrities I would shack up with
Natalie Portman, Ed Norton.
Twice.