Interview with Hank Paulson ’68 by Ricky
September 22, 2008, 11:05 pm
Filed under: bailout, economy, Ivy elitist crap, payday, ricky

So it turns out that the guy whose signature is on all our dollar bills is a Dartmouth grad. His name’s Hank Paulson, and he’s the “Secretary of the Treasury”. I emailed him yesterday for an interview ( We chatted this afternoon:

RickyRetardo_08: a/s/l
SpankPaulson_68: ha ha
SpankPaulson_68: how are u today
RickyRetardo_08: Great, thanks! And you?
SpankPaulson_68: oh geez, i’m SWAMPED at work
SpankPaulson_68: seriously tho, i’ve gotten like 2 hours of sleep
RickyRetardo_08: what, are they making you sign all the newly designed pennies ;)
SpankPaulson_68: haha, no this whole market shit is my department
SpankPaulson_68: so screwed. f u c kkkkkkk
SpankPaulson_68: but what’s going on with you?
RickyRetardo_08: oh, i got some green sculpy clay today
RickyRetardo_08: and i’m going to make a little alligator figurine
RickyRetardo_08: while i watch heroes tonight :D
SpankPaulson_68: haha thats awesome
RickyRetardo_08: I know, right? I can make you one too…
SpankPaulson_68: really? yes puh-lease
RickyRetardo_08: sure, I’d just need a little $$ to buy more clay
SpankPaulson_68: no prob, how much
RickyRetardo_08: OH JUST 700 BILLION DOLLARS
SpankPaulson_68: >: (
SpankPaulson_68: fuck you, you have no idea what its like
RickyRetardo_08: ~~~GOTCHA BITCH~~~



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aahahahahaha genius

Comment by Leon Leon Leon

[…] 10, 2009, 4:53 pm Filed under: Dartmouth College, in ze newz, interview, ricky, tim geithner I scored a seminal interview with Hank Paulson a few months ago, and I figured I should follow it up with an interview of that […]

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